cockspert

A cock expert - someone who is an expert on all sexual matters relating to the penis or cock

the way you handle my "thing" you must be some sort of Cockspert

by MTC an VWP May 22, 2008

cocksplit

Its a threesome sex involving two chicks sharing one cock.

Jim: Man, I had an amazing cocksplit last weekend
Mike: Nice! Who were the chicks?
Jim: Stacey and Jane
Mike: Stacey? You better get an STD test bro...

by jimissobored July 27, 2014

buttfucking cockslut

A snazzier way of calling somebody a loser. It will leave them stunned and unable to speak for 15-20 minutes.

Tonya: "Lester, you're a buttfucking cockslut!"

Lester: :(

by SLAYtanic January 30, 2005

cockslurper

One who performs oral sex upon men with great vigor. One who fellates loudly and messily, usually involving excess amounts of saliva or other bodily fluids.

Chris Young is a cockslurper of the highest magnitude for going down on that entire rugby team.

by Ryan Cano IV, esq. November 28, 2007

cockspert

a Cocktail expert

a slightly less douchy term for a mixologist

Mixologist is so pretentious. I'm a cockspert.

by komandant_dom February 13, 2021

Cockspur

A peripheral device used to ward off sexual predators.

In fear of those queers making a move on me in the gym showers, I went and bought myself a cockspur.

by Rafal Stawarz October 2, 2007

Cockslut

One who stays glued to a penis.

Get off the mans dick you cockslut.

by HiMYNameIs February 16, 2003