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cocksnot 

when your ejaculation is so powerful it shoots out of a partners nose while giving a blowjob
Dicky came so hard that cocksnot ran out of her nose while she was giving him a blowjob
cocksnot by urban skidmarks July 14, 2016

Cocksnot 

the excess drip after a male ejaculates. It can get stuck to your leg, underware, etc. almost like having a runny nose except from the D!

Requires tissues w aloe and vitamin E.
Dude: “Hey babe, can you hand me the box of tissues?”

Babe: “why what’s wrong?”

Dude: “I have excessive cocksnot after our bang sesh and I need to clean.”
Cocksnot by Donny Skylark January 26, 2019

Cocknotist

When a well endowed man swings his cack back and forth in front of a woman like a pendulum until she goes into a deep sleep. Once the woman is fully emotionally and physicality paralyzed the man shoots his gravy on her forehead.

Note* The Cocknotist is a wonderful one-night-stand technique. The woman will never remember what happened the night before, and the man may have free reign over a wondrous body. It is cheaper, more effective, and completely legal compared to its counterpart, roofies.
I was peeing in the guy's bathroom when the lady janitor was cleaning and I decided I wanted some action. I gave her the cocknotist and fucked her like a banshee in the 3rd stall, the one with all the profanity and cacks, then I left her there to be found only by her boss and to make matters worse, be fired the next day.

cocksnorfler 

To enthusiastically embrace a cock, using lips and tongue indiscriminatly
Trish likes to cocksnorfler her e-boyfriends with her salami nipples hanging out.
cocksnorfler by Mr Internet August 27, 2007

cocksnatch 

Descriptive noun: One who is a cocksnatch is a dick, and a pussy by their definitions. They are a timid asshole who is too much of a bitch to back up anythign they say.
Hey Cocksnatch, get your whining ass over here and fight!
cocksnatch by WhitePower October 14, 2005

cocksnob 

A girl or gay guy who is very particular about the physical appearance of the cocks they suck.
She wouldn't suck my dick because she said it was ugly. She is such a cocksnob!
cocksnob by ya hoz January 12, 2009