cocksnot

Sperm "gobblings" shot up the nostrils that slowly drip onto the upper lip resembeling snot.

I wish that nasty whore would wipe off that cocksnot!

by B.R. Copenhagen September 21, 2005

cocksnot

when your ejaculation is so powerful it shoots out of a partners nose while giving a blowjob

Dicky came so hard that cocksnot ran out of her nose while she was giving him a blowjob

by urban skidmarks July 14, 2016

Cocksnot

the excess drip after a male ejaculates. It can get stuck to your leg, underware, etc. almost like having a runny nose except from the D!

Requires tissues w aloe and vitamin E.

Dude: “Hey babe, can you hand me the box of tissues?”

Babe: “why what’s wrong?”

Dude: “I have excessive cocksnot after our bang sesh and I need to clean.”

by Donny Skylark January 26, 2019

Cocknotist

When a well endowed man swings his cack back and forth in front of a woman like a pendulum until she goes into a deep sleep. Once the woman is fully emotionally and physicality paralyzed the man shoots his gravy on her forehead.

Note* The Cocknotist is a wonderful one-night-stand technique. The woman will never remember what happened the night before, and the man may have free reign over a wondrous body. It is cheaper, more effective, and completely legal compared to its counterpart, roofies.

I was peeing in the guy's bathroom when the lady janitor was cleaning and I decided I wanted some action. I gave her the cocknotist and fucked her like a banshee in the 3rd stall, the one with all the profanity and cacks, then I left her there to be found only by her boss and to make matters worse, be fired the next day.

by Kgc the all time playa December 7, 2009

cocksnorfler

To enthusiastically embrace a cock, using lips and tongue indiscriminatly

Trish likes to cocksnorfler her e-boyfriends with her salami nipples hanging out.

by Mr Internet August 27, 2007

cocksnatch

Descriptive noun: One who is a cocksnatch is a dick, and a pussy by their definitions. They are a timid asshole who is too much of a bitch to back up anythign they say.

Hey Cocksnatch, get your whining ass over here and fight!

by WhitePower October 14, 2005

cocksnob

A girl or gay guy who is very particular about the physical appearance of the cocks they suck.

She wouldn't suck my dick because she said it was ugly. She is such a cocksnob!

by ya hoz January 12, 2009