cocksman

A well-endowed, sexually talented male.

That fruit cake would love to get it on with a skilled young cocksman like Randy.

by Orca January 27, 2003

cocksman

One who can execute the art of what ones cock desires at any given time.

"Hey Nicole guess who had sex."
"Who?"
"I did."
"But Lauren I thought you were going to save yourself for marriage, what happnened."
"I was but I don't know, Anthony was so different"
"OH! Anthony, hes not different, He's a COCKSMAN!!!"

by .......JUiCE August 01, 2006

cocksman

A man who thinks with his dick first, and his head second.

Why are you surprised that all I think about is sex? I'm not going to apologize. I'm a cocksman!

by morpheus30 July 16, 2010

cocksman

A term, popularized by Owen Wilson in the movie; "Wedding Crashers", to identify a man who lives to have sex, usually in the absence of real love. Tends to think with his penis.

"I tried to practice abstinence for a period of time, but I gave up. There are too many sexy ladies, and I'm a cocksman at heart."

by Lauren M January 20, 2007

master cocksman

Predominant figure amongst cocksmen. Responsible for instructing, directing and leading those who dedicate their lives to cocksmenship.

Behold! The master cocksman graces us with his presence.

by estimablesir February 07, 2008

cocksman's lament

whole lot of labor and frustration for a teaspoon of funk!!

cleaning himself up, jack was doing the cocksman's lament

by michael foolsley December 02, 2009

farting cocksman

a cocksman who lets out a rip at the urinal while pissing

think from the movie 'along came polly' the scene where ben stiller and his boss in the movie are in the urinal and he farts while pissing, hence the term farting cocksman

by cesar romero May 20, 2010