Cock-Slapping the Mona Lisa

This expression is supposed to imply a juxtaposition of a crass or offensive action against something that is held as sacrosanct by someone else.

Coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

"For four, what the fuck happened to Clive Winston, you pricks?! In his place we've got some multicoloured, giggly J-pop creature, and you can't play classic rock with that...thing. It's like cock-slapping the Mona Lisa."
-Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his Guitar Hero III review

by Platitude May 27, 2015

CockFlapping

While after jizzing on a girls face you slap your penis around her cheeks

I GAVE HER A NASTY COCKFLAPPING

by BigD716 February 19, 2009

cockslanging

When one whips there cock around while urinating, causing urine to spread everywhere

“Yesterday I was cockslanging and some piss went in my mouth”

by Bootyconsumer16 November 27, 2017

cockstepping

When the number of people working on a project, or within an area exceeds the point of diminishing returns - Instead of being productive, you're just getting in the way.

Why are there 8 chefs on duty? We only need 2-3, the rest of us are just cockstepping.

by jazyav September 7, 2018