cockshit

when a girl shits while your cock is in her ass

AHHH DUDE I HAFTA TAKE A COCKSHIT THANX TO THAT BITCH!!

by mach46 May 21, 2009

cockshit

(a) An explictive. (b) Any waste product from the penis. (c) The shit that comes from a male's cock.

This is fucking cockshit. I can't believe you left your used condom in my medicine drawer.

by Sexy Supreme December 17, 2006

Cockshit Zombie

When your taking a shit and you accidentally get some of it on the head of your dick while simaltaneously getting a big veiny erection

Jimmy got a cockshit zombie while straining too hard making a number 2

by Science weekly 420 September 3, 2016

Cockshit

When you're so constapated that shit comes out of your cock instead of cum

Jeff: "I was jacking off earlier when suddenly I had a cockshit!"
Jame: "Ohh dude, me too!"

by Alekks May 11, 2024