cockshit

when a girl shits while your cock is in her ass
AHHH DUDE I HAFTA TAKE A COCKSHIT THANX TO THAT BITCH!!
by mach46 May 08, 2009
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cockshit

(a) An explictive. (b) Any waste product from the penis. (c) The shit that comes from a male's cock.
This is fucking cockshit. I can't believe you left your used condom in my medicine drawer.
by Sexy Supreme December 16, 2006
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Cockshit Zombie

When your taking a shit and you accidentally get some of it on the head of your dick while simaltaneously getting a big veiny erection
Jimmy got a cockshit zombie while straining too hard making a number 2
by Science weekly 420 September 04, 2016
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Cockshit

When you're so constapated that shit comes out of your cock instead of cum
Jeff: "I was jacking off earlier when suddenly I had a cockshit!"
Jame: "Ohh dude, me too!"
by Alekks May 11, 2024
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