cackpipe cosmonaut

A slang, light-hearted term for a homosexual.

'Terry's gay, y'know...'
'Get out! How do you know?'
'I shagged him.'
'Get out!'
'Honest, dolly. He's 100% cackpipe cosmonaut.'

by rxnxr October 17, 2009

Corn Cock Pipe

The surprise piece of corn that gets attached to your penis as you pull out of the anus after having anal sex with a male or female who recently ate corn.

Man: Dude, I boned some chick last night in the ass and when I pulled out, I had a piece of corn stuck to my dick.

Friend: Maybe I should go get you a button nose to go with the corn cock pipe!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 28, 2017

cackpipe cosmonaut

A cackpipe cosmonaut is one who prefers to dock in the rear loading bay.

dale winton = cackpipe cosmonaut

by no foreskin physicist April 16, 2010

Cockpire

Just like a Vampire, but instead of wanting to suck your Blood, the Cockpire just wants to suck your Cock!

That girl sitting across from us is definitely a Cockpire.

by Scooooooopp! July 28, 2008

cockpiece

a jewel encrested or otherwise extravagent exterior shell worn over the penis. Not a dildo.

"Hey dude check out my cockpiece."

by Metalocolypse March 21, 2007

cockpiece

your dick, when you are holding onto it with one hand, like it was a gun or an implement of destruction and aiming it at an orifice waiting to be violated.

I took my cockpiece out and jammed it directly into my girlfriend's swollen cock throat without hesitation. She's a whore.

by infiniti August 15, 2003

Human Cocktipede

A saying made by Youtuber Coldraven's Nest.
Like a Human Centipede, but instead of anus to mouth to anus to mouth, it is penis to mouth penis to anus.

"Yeah and then this cop held us at gunpoint and we all indulged in a Human Cocktipede."

"What the fuck."

by The Granite Guzzler May 31, 2021