Cockronaut

A cockroach astronaut.

Skills include:
1. Ability to withstand extreme temperatures
2. Ability to survive in near-vacuum
3. Ability to survive in high voltage environments

The cockronaut-in-training has just passed the vacuum test at 5 millibar, and is now proceeding to the high voltage test.

by mohwu August 2, 2008

orgasm cocoon

1. (n.) The relaxed blissful state a woman is in after she has cum several times. 2. (n.) The state in which a man, after making a woman cum several times, is able to get away with saying almost anything.

She would've kicked me in the balls, but luckily she was still in her orgasm cocoon.

by whateverUSA December 12, 2010

fur cocoon

Slang word for "Vagina".

As in Kerri's fur cocoon has never been slayed by a flesh serpent.

by Edie Beswick January 9, 2014

Cockonoscopy

Complete anal penetration

My boyfriend gave me a cockonoscopy last night and now I can't poo.

by sexperts February 1, 2010

cockmongler

A man who (given opportunity) -will- suck your cock.

I'll suck your cock!

by Anonymous December 6, 2004

Cockmonia

Noun: An upper respiratory infection secondary to sucking dick all the time

Todd was diagnosed with Cockmonia and prescribed with antibiotics after participating in a dick-sucking marathon

by JeMaSh January 27, 2011

Poon Coccoon

A condom. Used to protect your penis from stanky poontang, as well as prevent pregnancy.

I had to buy a pack of Poon Coccoons before I got tangled up in Jenny's meat curtains.

by PoonHandler182 December 24, 2010