Sun Coconologist

A type of scientist that devotes his life to the study of sun coconology, which is the study of a coconut appearing after a star has gone supernova.

Notable proponents of this theory include
Dr Jaspal G Forest

Dr Alan B Sides

Dr Forest in a heated discussion regarding the expansion rate of a star going supernova argued -

"Scientists are stupid! If I said that a coconut could come out of the sun, they would believe it!"

Thus the research of Sun Coconologist was theorised.

by Dr Richard Saul June 20, 2009

Coronologist

Coronologist: psychologists who only treat Covidcrazy patients through telemedicine.

I have an appointment with my Coronologist at 3pm they really help me, but I'm having a hard time understanding the telemedicine part.

I was feeling suicidal so I called my Coronologist, now I feel a little better.

by ghostdog72 March 29, 2020

cockologist

One who studies and/or sucks on a cock,(but to get a better uderstanding of a cockologist read my defenition that follows)a skilled dick sucking bitch thats often found in the corners of main streets.

Cockologist is the fastest growing job in america.
The cockologist knows all about cock.

by notoytolerance December 31, 2005

cockologist

Person who studies cocks.
a fag and or homo
used to diss gay people.

Cockology-the study of cocks.

Man, stop being such a cockologist.
"Hey, what's that book about?" "cockology.."

by Founded by E.C. December 19, 2008