cockanography

The definitive biography of a penis (cock)

"Mom, leave me alone, I'm writing a cockanography!"

by Adrian Cool December 12, 2008

Cockabout

A variation on the term "Walkabout" which means to journey through the wilderness. However, a "Cockabout" is a journey that a young person takes, usually between the first two years of college when they slut out and blow just about every guy they meet.

Wow, Julie looks beat, must have been a real cockabout she took last semester, probably has AIDS.

by dmn1138 February 11, 2015

CockMangler

A person who completely destroys a penis. This person is an evil sexmachine and usually a femdom.

The Femdom master was also a cockmangler, destroying her sex partners penis.

by Conor(C-Money) July 11, 2006

cockabooby

Term used to describe the downward mood spiral that accompanies the hormonal changes that come with PMS. Usually this mood involves feeling that no one likes you, you don't fit in, you're not good at your job, you're misunderstood by everyone, etc. In other words, you feel like crap.

I went home from work crying the other day because I realized that I suck at my job and no one there likes me. I've never fit in anywhere and I've always been misunderstood by everyone.

(A week or so later): I feel great! My period is finally over! I do a great job and everyone loves me! Hey, all that negative stuff I felt must have just been (the) cockabooby!

by MOChick November 7, 2006

cockabootydoodoo

when a female has to take a dump after getting it the exit door

that girl did the cockabootydoodoo

by timsterpimpster September 26, 2008

CockMogler

"A person who likes to go up to people and grab at their dick"

Hey,Jess you are one sick cockmogler!

by Berreta November 14, 2003

Cockboggle

How you feel after you see your friend's cock looking like an eldritch horror of some kind of weird swamp monster

"Dude, he pulled his pants down in PE and absolutely cockboggle (d) me, I can't look at him the same way ever again"

by Kova1203 January 19, 2022