Cockfoster

When your woman is away and you need someone to take care of your cock.

Sarah was away so Joe got himself a cockfoster for the weekend.

by Freska1181 July 21, 2017

cocklust ratio

A woman's ratio, expressed as a percentage, of cocks sucked and/or fucked to cocks seen.

via Cocklust from the Old German Cockenlust

(1) Man, that girl loves the cock. She has a 93% cocklust ratio.

(2) Jenny must be a frigid pricktease. She's only got a 10% cocklust conversion ratio.

by Timo de Vereaux November 5, 2006

cockbuster

The BETTER name for all Blockbuster stores.

Cockbuster tried to scam me into paying $30 dollars for a video I returned and they didn't scan in.

by AubreyA October 5, 2006

cockmouthed

when a female sucks another mans penis then makes out with you.

Usually occurs at extremely good parties

Man, Vanessa sure is a good kisser

Dude, she just sucked Pat's dick! You just got cockmouthed!

by Ac Masta Flex June 21, 2006

cockduster

a feeble attempt at a moustache, usually by the pubescent, which would perhaps be more apt at lightly tickling the penis in a homosexual act rather than acting as a moustache

"have you seen the cockduster that newspaper boy has been sporting recently?"

by chris wal January 11, 2008

Cockfosters

1. A termination point for the Picadilly Line tube in London.

2. A nutritious, if somewhat salty beverage designed to create excitement in the ladies. However, whilst Fosters is lager, Cockfosters is bitter!

Drink my Cockfosters!

by Ian Chode July 23, 2003

cockhouse

A house where a/your cock lives.

Farms often have hens and cocks, their homes are called cockhouses.
The central part of your pants are called the same. Cluck cluck

by Hektor Bender May 24, 2004