cockfish

a girl who selfishly goes after all the guys even though SHE KNOWS her friends like them.

- "Jennifer is so cockfish"
- "How come?"
- "Once again I told her that I liked a guy only to find her flirting with him 20 minutes later"

by K-lead December 2, 2010

John the Baptist Cockfish

A man who thinks he is a baptist is is really a man who worships the cocks of fish. One who is still in the closet and wishes he is a man. A man who has a vagina and no spine

"It is time to leave.", says the bar tender.
"Hold on John the Baptist Cockfish, I have not finished my drink."

by Hybrid Soul Taker December 16, 2010

Cockfished

when a guy sends you picture’s of a dick that aren’t actually his. trying to make you think he has a larger or thicker cock than he does.

you: He sent me several pictures of his dick but they don’t look the same.

friend : you have been cockfished! you know, like that show “catfish” but with a cock

by DrGonzoUK July 6, 2019

NutGrease Cockfish

The NutGrease Cockfish is a Huge fish at a body length span of 26meters but a small height of 2 litres, this fish will sense the scrotum and deglove it, this feeds its rage meter and regenerates its wounds almost like a patch up, if it sees you first your fate is sealed.

Oh look a NutGrease Cockfish what an awesome specim--- *Gets Nutgloved* HEEL-P----*Instant Death* Nutgrease Cockfish

by Dog............... August 28, 2023

Cockfish

Verb: When a guy sends a dick pic super close up to the camera to make it seem like their penis is bigger than it actually is. As in to give the recipient a false illusion.

“I found out this guy was cockfishing me when I saw his penis in real life after seeing his dick pic.”
“Guys on GRINDR be cockfishing.”

by SendADickPicNextToARuler May 19, 2022

Cockfished

When you find out the girl you've been talking to is actually a man

Dude you know the girl I've been talking to? Well turns out she has a dick. She totally cockfished me.

by illuminaughtyXD May 19, 2018