Cocktagon

The geometric building in which leading military minds devise weaponry to punish rogue vagina-states. Cutting edge research within this institution has led to the development of weapons of ass destruction including the heat-seeking moisture missile and the morning rocket, as well as smaller scale devices such as the tongue-dart.

Secretary Cocksfeld is meeting with high-level cocktagon officials today to decide which missile to deploy into the South American rogue vagina-state of Bolabia.

by Mjolnir November 7, 2006

Cockwagon

A person who by complaining about another person reveals that they are in fact the problem.

Chuck: Hahaha - some guy parked his car too close to mine so I keyed his car. I R the greatest.

Tom: Dude you're a cockwagon.

by Howl42 May 27, 2009

cocktagon

An octagonal cockfighting arena in the phillipenes. Reserved for the only the best of cocks and their owners.

phillipine guy 1: Oh yeah, he looks like he's got a real chance of going on to the cocktagon.

Jesus: yes, yes he does.

by got_human? May 13, 2005

Cockwagon

A stupid person or thing

My brother is being a cockwagon

by Classicmario3 January 17, 2022

Cocktagon

The octagon of urinals at the Red Lion

“I’ll get the next round, but I gotta stop by the cocktagon first.”

by BarCrawlBarry January 24, 2022

Grand Master Cock Dragon

Not just a cock, but the Head of all Cocks and some assholes.

When it's not enough just to call someone a dick head.

When someone gets you so pissed off at them you can not logically think of a insult that fits them, then they become a Grand Master Cock Dragon.

Soup:Dude why do you keep jankin my kills?
Blackop: cause I guess I am a cock. I really don't give a damn man!
Soup: (Pissed off to no resolve) Fuck you you fuckin cock ass... You Fuckin fuck... Your uh... Uhh.... I don't know a Fuckin Grand Master Cock Dragon bastard!!!
Blackop:...... Thanks buddy.

by BlackOp August 27, 2009

cocktagon

A 5 person urinal porta-potty common found at Penn State Tailgates.

Frankie: Yo Gabe let's go to the Cocktagon.
Gabe: What's a Cocktagon?
Frankie: It's that big urinal over there, let's go together.

by MattyB12345678 October 5, 2021