cock cheese

A sebatious substance that gathers under the foreskin of the penis. Rather un-appealing to females.

Hey dude, whats that spot on your pants, you leakin' cock cheese?

by curlingguy April 25, 2003

chococheese

Another Word For Cheesecake or Chocolate with cheese on top

make me some chococheese no extra choco

by scrubsfan September 5, 2008

cock cheese

yummy stuff that gathers underneath a guys uncircumsized penis that is fun to lick, eat or touch.

it's smegma. That good stuff that is something extra when ya go down on your older male friend.

I ate peter's cock cheese under the bridge and in the woods.

by Josh Fogarty.; June 25, 2010

Cocheese

A silly, but inoffensive moniker for a friend or acquaintance. Often used when the friend has suddenly realized something you’ve tried to explain for a minute now.

Friend: “So, you’re saying I’m better off without her?”

You: “Welcome to the conversation, Cocheese!”

by Cocheese Man June 22, 2023

cock cheese

smegma (from it's alleged smell and resemblance to dairy products)

Man, after that infection I will never let cock cheese build up agian.

by Light Joker October 16, 2006

cock cheese

An extremely pungent substance that gathers beneath the foreskin. Poor hygiene encourages growth. Men often find their own cock cheese nasty-nice.

"Sweetie, pregnancy has caused me the craziest cravings. In case we run out of parmasan and stilton, do you think you could cultivate me some cock cheese? Cup-cake, you're the greatest."

by Andy Pandy January 2, 2004

cottage cock cheese

When a girl is passed out after partying, and some guy milks his cock until he spurts all over the passed out girls face. she doesnt wake up until the next morning and the dried jiz on her face is very thick and chunky old, similar to the contents of cottage cheese.

Fuck Jenny! This is the second time this week i have woke up with cottage cock cheese all over my face. You told me you wouldnt let Bobby Joe blow his load on my face if I passed out!

by MotherFugginTshizzle January 6, 2007