cockblocker

someone who prevents someone from getting sex.

by Joey March 20, 2003

cockbroker

The opposite of a cockblocker. A person who functions as an intermediary between two or more parties in negotiating sex, punani, or the like. A type of wingman, this admirable person manages to hook up two people.

A: "She's such an awesome cockbroker, I got lucky trice last night cause of her!"
B: "LOL I just learned a cool new word."

by it0r! March 1, 2010

League of Extraordinary Cockblockers

An organized or loose alliance of friends, acquaintances, co-workers, and classmates who overtly or accidentally conspire to keep one from engaging in sexual relations with another or laying the foundation therefore. SEE: Josh, Mike, Mauriah, et al.

I could have gotten all kinds of ass at the party last night had the League of Extraodinary Cockblockers not been there to fuck my shit up.

by big July 31, 2003

Cockblocked by Jesus

When an attractive girl will not date you because you think that Christianity is hogwash.

Girl: Sorry but I want a relationship that is sanctioned by the Almighty God.

Friend: ooooh boy, you just got cockblocked by Jesus

by bombus August 18, 2010

cockblocker spaniel

when a guy or girl gets cock blocked by a dog barking, whining, scratching or any other distracting/annoying behavior. particularly when its only problem is that it's just more of attention hound than you are.

i was stopped cold by her cockblocker spaniel barking and scratching at the bedroom door.

by jayt85331 January 6, 2014

cockblocker

Cockblocker: 1. (noun) a female friend who accompanies another female friend to planned meetings with a male peer, to ensure that the sista does not get into trouble;
2. (Noun) a male who interferes with another male's attempt to freak the woman whom the former either wishes to protect as a friend, or is already pursuing himself;
3. (Verb) to cockblock: basically, to interfere, by way of one's mere presence, with the attempt of one person to freak another

1. Jill "Jane, I really need you to come along tonight as my cockblocker so I don't do anything I would later regret.
Jane "Sure"
2. I made my move toward that hottie Jennifer with the thought of grinding with her. That cockblocker Alex cut in and got it first.
3. Alex cockblocks all the time

by Doobie Smokes You December 2, 2004

cockrocker 3000

Harry Potter's first "broom"

Goyle, "Did you hear? Harry just got a Cockrocker 3000!"

Draco, "I've had one for ages. They really do make all the difference."

by AlyxAnderson October 29, 2007