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cockblocker

The male definition of cockblocker is to sabatoge another guys chance of scoring with a chick. This concept was foreign to me until going out on occasion with my college roommates friends.

While one guy was is the bathroom, another guy would tell whatever girl was there things like... its a shame he has been unemployed for 3 years..... rough deal with that restraining order.... he doesn't pay his child support for his 4 kids........he is changing his colostomy bag...it wasn't his fault he caught herpes..... Stuff to that effect.. The girls wouldn't say anything when the guy comes out of the bathroom, the guy of course doesn't score.. then they never even tell the guy that was in the bathroom what they said to the girls.....

Shit is reprehensible..
Steve was a cockblocker when he told the bartender Paul was out on parole when he was in the shitter
cockblocker by teabag September 25, 2007

Cockblocker

Someone who prevents other people from having sex.
nick powell is the biggest cockblocker alive.
Cockblocker by cassia;) May 12, 2009

Cockblocker

Someone who takes or makes themselves obstacles in your way of you getting some action or a person you like or want.
Person 1: I really like Don, do you think I can get him?

Person 2: Mmm... probably but I just smashed him yesterday, sorry.

Person 1: Oh my gosh, you knew I liked him! You're such a cockblocker!!
Cockblocker by Corina Annetta April 12, 2011

Cockblocker

Anyone who prevents a male from having sexual intercourse with an another for various reasons.
He followed them home to cockblock his friend from having sex.
Cockblocker by B-Unit December 8, 2003

Cockblocker

Opposite of a Wingman. A person who deliberately gets in your way of scoring in attempt of them getting laid by the same lady you are going for. A player hater who won't let you get back on third base by blocking and gets you out of the game. somemone who has less of a chance of getting laid by the same lady and still decides to block you from getting laid as well.
In a room are two people engaging foreplay and the cockblocker walks in the room and physically gets inbetween the two partners preventing them from further foreplay/intercourse. I got cockblocked! partly due to hating on a player.

cockblocker

People that making getting some a lot more difficult that it should be.
Everyone I know is a cockblocker. Get a hobby that doesn't affect me, dammit.
cockblocker by blank June 9, 2003