Cockatooing

Cockatooing is a syndrome that effects nearly 100% of the male population. It is the act where one always finds himself holding long objects to where is cock is to simulate/emulate a cock. Common long objects include bananas, knives, machetes, blocks of cheese, sausages, remotes, carrots, lobster, egg rolls, etc...

"Yo stop cockatooing with my lobster!"
"Dude you really need to work on your cockatooing problem"
"Dude I really wish I could cockatoo that ships mast!"

by KStimp December 13, 2013

cockatoo

cockatoo is when a woman cant decide between just having 1 cock or a cockatoo

she wanted some cock but wasnt sure if she was in the mood for 1 cock or a cockatoo

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 14, 2009

cockatoo

A male homosexual couple

Elton John and David Furnish are a high profile Cockatoo.

by Chief80 July 9, 2006

cockatoo

A tattoo on the penis.

You can hardly see his cockatoo, he's got such a large gock.

by Peas_and_frogs April 8, 2008

cockatoo

COCKATOO means when a girl, and i guess the male, sucks to males' dicks at the same time. but chidlren plesae remember to be safe n careful when and if u do it, dont choke now ..

At this party i got really fucked up and i was in a giving mood, so i decided to give pleasure to two people at once, indeed i gave a cockatoo!

by GO WHITE GIRL July 19, 2003

gay cockatoo

(1) A co-worker who repeatedly angles his/her head over your shoulder to see your screen. (2) A busybody or eavesdropper. (3) An uninvited person who shows signs of curiousity in your private life.

Derived from the machinations of the bird on the television show "Bareta" who sat on Robert Blake's shoulder, the term is also intended to be less obvious to the "g.c." himself when he is being referenced.

"I can't talk right now. I got gay cocktoos all around me."
"Quit reading over my shoulder, yo! You're like a gay cocktoo!"
"Hang on. I got a gay cockatoo."

by Spider Goodlegs September 12, 2005

Black Cockatoo

A black man with large dick who gets lots of birdss.

that guy is such a black cockatoo. he gets all the women.

by sexyman 123 June 21, 2010