Cockatooing is a syndrome that effects nearly 100% of the male population. It is the act where one always finds himself holding long objects to where is cock is to simulate/emulate a cock. Common long objects include bananas, knives, machetes, blocks of cheese, sausages, remotes, carrots, lobster, egg rolls, etc...
"Yo stop cockatooing with my lobster!"
"Dude you really need to work on your cockatooing problem"
"Dude I really wish I could cockatoo that ships mast!"
"Dude you really need to work on your cockatooing problem"
"Dude I really wish I could cockatoo that ships mast!"
by KStimp December 13, 2013
Get the Cockatooingmug. by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 14, 2009
Get the cockatoomug. by Peas_and_frogs April 8, 2008
Get the cockatoomug. by Chief80 July 9, 2006
Get the cockatoomug. COCKATOO means when a girl, and i guess the male, sucks to males' dicks at the same time. but chidlren plesae remember to be safe n careful when and if u do it, dont choke now ..
At this party i got really fucked up and i was in a giving mood, so i decided to give pleasure to two people at once, indeed i gave a cockatoo!
by GO WHITE GIRL July 19, 2003
Get the cockatoomug. (1) A co-worker who repeatedly angles his/her head over your shoulder to see your screen. (2) A busybody or eavesdropper. (3) An uninvited person who shows signs of curiousity in your private life.
Derived from the machinations of the bird on the television show "Bareta" who sat on Robert Blake's shoulder, the term is also intended to be less obvious to the "g.c." himself when he is being referenced.
Derived from the machinations of the bird on the television show "Bareta" who sat on Robert Blake's shoulder, the term is also intended to be less obvious to the "g.c." himself when he is being referenced.
"I can't talk right now. I got gay cocktoos all around me."
"Quit reading over my shoulder, yo! You're like a gay cocktoo!"
"Hang on. I got a gay cockatoo."
"Quit reading over my shoulder, yo! You're like a gay cocktoo!"
"Hang on. I got a gay cockatoo."
by Spider Goodlegs September 12, 2005
Get the gay cockatoomug. A gay bar where homosexual enjoy in engaging in sexual behavior with each other.
A bar
A sex club
A homosexual establishment
A bar where there is no turning back
A bar
A sex club
A homosexual establishment
A bar where there is no turning back
Steven loves going to cockatoos
OMG, steven said, let's go to cockatoos !
Cockatoos is my favorite place said a steven.
The stevensons family vacation was at cockatoos !
NEVER go to cockatoos said the rest of the world !
OMG, steven said, let's go to cockatoos !
Cockatoos is my favorite place said a steven.
The stevensons family vacation was at cockatoos !
NEVER go to cockatoos said the rest of the world !
by harshetandoor February 9, 2015
Get the cockatoosmug.