Cockalitis

Cockalitis is wheen you suck to much cock , it can be given to both male & female . This may cause throwing up , cock falling off , coughing & sore throat .

Dude did you just cough ?
Yes,?
You have cockalitis .

by EdwardoPenisHand. March 29, 2011

cockitis

Urge for sex(usually women) wanting cock/penis.

"I got a serious case of Cockitis!" said Janet.
"I had that like a week ago, my boyfriend and me settled that fast," said Sally.

by Mike N. P. January 25, 2008

Cocktimistic

Cocktimistic - the act in witch someone is being a real dick. the combination of optimistic and someone acting like a total dick

Tom: Hey Vic whats up with Justin?

Victor: Oh yeah, he's been mad Cocktimistic lately.

Danny: Jordan! can you stop being so Cocktimistic right now man!

by Dotpsych April 8, 2011

Cocketition

When 2 competing males whip out their dongs in order to complete the courtship display and win the affections of the female subject. The winner is said to be the cockchampion

"oh fuck dave and brad just whipped out their dongs"
"damn there is some intense cocketition going on now dude"
"oh shit watch out they're about to lock horns"

by The maddog October 7, 2008

COCKANITIS

Cockanitis is a really big poop/shit.

Tends to smell really putrid and ransid

Yo, i just ate 3 quater pounders with cheese and i just took the biggest cockanitis of my life.

Yo, is that you who smells like cockanitis?!

by Torretorredurr October 26, 2020

cocktimistic

Being particularly optimistic in matters regarding sex.

"Oh don't pout, this is singles night! There's every reason to be cocktimistic in this crowd"

"Hey babe, feeling cocktimistic tonight or should I just brush my teeth and call it a night?"

by vvlts December 12, 2012

Cocktimistic

Overestimating the size of one's penis.

Dave said it would shatter my ovaries, but he was being cocktimistic!

by dave_moodiesburn July 18, 2018