cocksneeze

The act of ejaculation through a non-erect penis. Ususally happens in reaction to extremely arousing event, catching one completely offguard.

"Jesus Christ, did you see the tits on that bitch?"

"Oh man, I think I just cocksneezed"

by ProbablyJason November 18, 2003

cockasserie

N. Foolishness; idiotic behavior.

Dammit Jim, will you stop it with that cockasserie? I'm trying to work here!

by danielle April 13, 2007

cocksneeze

when a guy blows his load

spooging

by bob October 22, 2003

Cockandspeil

When a male uses his penis to play musical melodies on a womens bare butt.

"Honey what are you doing to my ass?"

"Playin' my cockandspeil."

by E-tyme October 8, 2008

cocknesia

1. a condition wherein you forget pertinent facts or have memory loss due to an earth-shattering sexual experience

2. you completely block out the memory of a particularly traumatic sexual experience with a man and his member

Dammit I can't remember the name of the restaurant, but it's not surprising considering the cocknesia I've had since Saturday night's shagfest.

by 'Itten March 31, 2009

Cockanoss

Chorley slang for cocknose. Normally prefixed with 'shit-off'.

Shit off Cockanoss

by The bad wolf July 8, 2009

Cockonest

commonly know as cock honest.
Is act in which one tells the truth about cock size.

For example
"To be Cockonest with bro I'm only about a 5 incher"

by Cockonost May 8, 2014