A guy that gets alot of poon, his cock penetrates her pussy she shit her self. Later on a kid turns out to have aids.
by CockTheMong January 2, 2011
Get the cockalotofpuss mug.A cockaroni happens if you masturbate so hard that in the orgasm moment your penis gets twisted, making the penis look like a macaroni
Person 1: dude I had the craziest cockaroni last night it was so painful, I’m in the recovery fase now,
Person 2: Bro that’s insane I had one last week! And I’m still in the recovery fase!
Person 2: Bro that’s insane I had one last week! And I’m still in the recovery fase!
by Gas king March 17, 2021
Get the Cockaroni mug.Related Words
Cockalone
• cockalope
• cockahone
• Cockaine
• cockalorum
• cockamole
• Cockalley
• cockalocka
• cockaroni
• cockatoe
N. A sexual innuendo referring to a nasty slice of penis, this innuendo is usually thrown at people while inside of a car inebriated. Also can be used to attract fat chicks in a house party, especially in Fort Collins
Me: Hey Shamoo Sally, you want some cockaroni pizza tonight?
Shamoo Sally: Not tonight, I'm feeling some high self esteem coming on.
Me: That's too bad, my buddy Andy and I were going to throw in a two for one special.
Shamoo Sally: Well in that case, I'll call some of my largely obese and highly depressed friends.
Shamoo Sally: Not tonight, I'm feeling some high self esteem coming on.
Me: That's too bad, my buddy Andy and I were going to throw in a two for one special.
Shamoo Sally: Well in that case, I'll call some of my largely obese and highly depressed friends.
by Migrodamus October 16, 2009
Get the Cockaroni Pizza mug.A penis with arms and legs made of smaller penises. Calling someone a cockaloid has a variety of meanings, but is usually used to call someone stupid, rude, or just a plain jackass.
Justin: "Did you see that dude with the skinny jeans and wool cap on in the weight room today?"
Brent: "Yeah man, what a cockaloid."
Brent: "Yeah man, what a cockaloid."
by bunthole February 24, 2011
Get the Cockaloid mug.
Noun. American. 2005.
Synonym for jackass tool dickhead doofus ass clown or any other similar perjorative term meant to indicate an individual, typically male, who lacks intelligence, hipness, or is otherwise notably out of step with immediate social norms.
Synonym for jackass tool dickhead doofus ass clown or any other similar perjorative term meant to indicate an individual, typically male, who lacks intelligence, hipness, or is otherwise notably out of step with immediate social norms.
"Did you see that guy squeel his tires in the parking lot as he peeled out for the JV softball girls? What a total fucking cockaroni, dude."
by Marty March 9, 2005
Get the cockaroni mug.Jizz on a table the sunlight has access to, wait for the liquid to evaporate and snort the powder/ gunk remains.
Dude, I was totally fucked off my head on cockaine the other day! I think I feel them moving inside.
by AvengedSevenfold. May 25, 2010
Get the Cockaine mug.