Guy 1: “Dude, if you cocainify lasagna, it tastes so much better!”
Guy 2: “Really?”
Guy 1: “Yeah, I even fed it to my wife. She loved it!”
Guy 2: “Really?”
Guy 1: “Yeah, I even fed it to my wife. She loved it!”
by cocainified March 29, 2021
Get the cocainify mug.A person, typically a female but doesn’t have to be, who has an addiction to ✨getting railed✨
Like an unhealthy one. Fuck fuck fuck fuck
Like an unhealthy one. Fuck fuck fuck fuck
by leofromchicago September 17, 2021
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by gay pride October 25, 2003
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by FreddieDK June 11, 2009
Get the Cockling mug.1. Someone who cannot see the truth of something or otherwise says, justifies, covers for, or even praises something or someone that is untrue, unlikely, unattainable, unflattering, wrongheaded or plain impossible because they are thinking less with their brains and more with their dick (or vagina... women do this too), which ofen times blinds the best of men to reality. This is especially relevant when it pertains or relates to a woman, women, and the things they do or say. Often seen or heard when a man has become so whipped that he says things to make his girl happy or to convince his friends she's worthwhile *so* often that he says/does them without thinking and even starts to believe most of it after a time.
"Well, I know that she's wrecked my car twice, gotten me fired, gotten herself fired, hates my friends, cost me thousands to bail her out of jail 4 times in one night, is lush, etc., etc., but she's really good for me!" This guy is cockblind to the reality that his girl is a walking disaster who is dragging him down with her. A woman sticking with a man who beats her is a similiar situation.
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by xxprogrammerxx March 5, 2009
Get the Cocainic mug.A cockaroni happens if you masturbate so hard that in the orgasm moment your penis gets twisted, making the penis look like a macaroni
Person 1: dude I had the craziest cockaroni last night it was so painful, I’m in the recovery fase now,
Person 2: Bro that’s insane I had one last week! And I’m still in the recovery fase!
Person 2: Bro that’s insane I had one last week! And I’m still in the recovery fase!
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