cockswat

To slap someone with your erect penis, usually in the face.

My bitch was giving me a terrible blowjob so I had to cockswat her.

by Chama Pakalolo February 4, 2009

cockswallop

A cockswallop is when you grab a guys Cock with one hand and lift his cock up to clear a path for a punch to the balls, insuring that the balls take all the brute force of the punch.

Ash keeps talking shit out in the lineup while surfing, if he keeps it up I’m going to give the cunt a cockswallop he won’t forget.

by Husky simons July 22, 2019

Cocksabad

An individual who is willing to literally suck the penis of their political party's leader.

Fred: That Marjorie Taylor Greene wants to suck Donald Trump's cock so bad!

Tom: Yes Fred, she is quite the cocksabad!

by Johnny Hookup September 25, 2021

Cockswallogy

The study of swallowing cock.

Jane majored in Cockswallogy in college, but was only able to find a job in porn with her degree as a Cockswallogist.

by Yerac July 18, 2009

Cockswaggle

To place ones penis between another's butt cheeks and slap them vigorously back and forth

Man that chick had a nice ass ...she needs a good cockswaggle

by Likebutter July 10, 2010

cockstab

1. To metaphorically stab someone with your metaphorical cock, and not in a good way. Cause much pain and humiliation from a dominant position.

2. Someone who is such a dick that it is painful to listen to them talk.

1. I was hauling minerals to Jita and was totally cockstabbed by some assholes.

2. That grunk is such a cockstab.

by Yegolev August 13, 2007

cockswatter

a female version of a cockblocker. prevents her female friends from getting laid, hooking up, or any action at all. They pride themselves on helping their friends make the right decision, but their friends usually don't appreciate getting cockswatted.

Kay: what do you think about will? Caroline: he's cute. why? Kay: well we're gonna hookup. Caroline: what? omfg don't do it! no! Kay: okayy i won't.... cockswatter! (She then hooks up with the boy, ignoring her friend's useless cockswatting.)

by lalalalaimadoitanyways:)haha May 25, 2009