cockmonger 

Derived of the two words cock and monger.

1. a person who is involved with penises in a petty or contemptible way.

2. a dealer in or trader of a commodity (penises in this case). This definition is mostly used in Britain.

3. someone who is incredibly fascinated in cocks.

George Bush is a cockmonger.

cockmonger by Kirtan Loor November 7, 2007

cockmonger 

A male who constantly displays his complete and utter penis like personality and world-view in nearly every situation in which he finds himself. Specifically this attitude is exemplified by a perpetual attitude of anger and disgust with the world and how it does not simply go the way said cockmonger wishes. This attitude is usually followed up by metaphorical threats of penile rape.

Guy: So did you get that girl’s number?
Cockmonger: No, that bitch can suck my cock. This whole fucking planet can just go choke on my huge veiny cock!

cockmonger by Wurde Smythe December 12, 2007

cockmonger 

Someone who can never give enough blowjobs.

Lili is a total cockmonger.

cockmonger by Stevens Crew March 20, 2003

cockmonger 

a person who enjoys the cock.

"you're such a cockmonger, stop sucking so hard."

cockmonger by Jack Hoff September 15, 2003

cockmonger 

Someone who can't get enough of the cock.

My girlfriend is such a cockmonger.

cockmonger by Jason the COCKsmith August 29, 2003

cockmonger 

one who can't eat enough of management's cock

vic barron is a cockmonger

cockmonger by billy blue balls July 3, 2003

cockmonger 

see I.D. Associates (Edmonton)

Man, can you believe we actually worked for those cockmongers? I can't.

cockmonger by Horatio Alger July 14, 2003