cockmonger

1.) someone who cannot get enough of the male genetalia

2.) An insult to a guy; an irrational or annoying man

3.) Daniel Olson

4.)Steve Parkin

Steve Parkin is such a cockmonger that no one will even be in the same locker room, for fear of Steve Parkin falling out of their open zipper when changing they draws!

by The Babysat July 18, 2004

cockmonger

One who loves the cock.

Jack Anderson

by Dan Riss January 16, 2003

cockmonger

Derived of the two words cock and monger.

1. a person who is involved with penises in a petty or contemptible way.

2. a dealer in or trader of a commodity (penises in this case). This definition is mostly used in Britain.

3. someone who is incredibly fascinated in cocks.

George Bush is a cockmonger.

by Kirtan Loor October 22, 2007

cockmonger

A male who constantly displays his complete and utter penis like personality and world-view in nearly every situation in which he finds himself. Specifically this attitude is exemplified by a perpetual attitude of anger and disgust with the world and how it does not simply go the way said cockmonger wishes. This attitude is usually followed up by metaphorical threats of penile rape.

Guy: So did you get that girl’s number?
Cockmonger: No, that bitch can suck my cock. This whole fucking planet can just go choke on my huge veiny cock!

by Wurde Smythe November 15, 2007

cockmonger

Someone who can never give enough blowjobs.

Lili is a total cockmonger.

by Stevens Crew March 20, 2003

cockmonger

a person who enjoys the cock.

"you're such a cockmonger, stop sucking so hard."

by Jack Hoff September 16, 2003

cockmonger

Someone who can't get enough of the cock.

My girlfriend is such a cockmonger.

by Jason the COCKsmith August 30, 2003