Repeated attempts by two or more males to prove which one is bigger or better than the other in any given way. This can be anything from terse email arguments to a refusal to get of a gym exercise bike until the person next to you has.
Hey Buster, did you see that email cock off between Russell and Ken... man Russell missed all the points completely, he really is a one incher.
by Hoo Rider July 19, 2005
When you don't give a fuck how many points you have, and you call off work even though pani ewa already gave you the 9 point warning.
by Disgruntled airport employee March 11, 2019
'Cock Off' is the more offensive term for GO AWAY but less offensive than the more commonly used F word. The terms coined by a Mr J Rich for use on the popular social media platform Facebook is commonly used by outdoor workers such as tree surgeons.
The rain can 'cock off'now its pouring down and I have things to do.
I am not putting up with your laziness you can just 'cock off'
The rain can 'cock off'now its pouring down and I have things to do.
I am not putting up with your laziness you can just 'cock off'
The rain can 'cock off'now its pouring down and I have things to do
I am not putting up with your laziness you can just 'cock off'
I am not putting up with your laziness you can just 'cock off'
by thetruthsayer February 18, 2020
When you don't give a fuck how many points you have, and pani ewa already gave you the 9 point letter but you still call off because you hate prospect.
by Disgruntled airport employee March 11, 2019
Justin - "Man, I had a hundred beers last night. I'm SO hungover!"
Tom - "Quit cocking off, homo. No one cares how much you drank."
Tom - "Quit cocking off, homo. No one cares how much you drank."
by idiotkidsean April 15, 2009
The act of berating, swearing at, and/or accusing of lower deeds, or otherwise offending a person of higher political standing without cause.
"Don't Cock-Off to me!"
"If you cock-off to me again, I'll mess you up!"
"Cocking-off to a cop will only land you in jail."
"If you cock-off to me again, I'll mess you up!"
"Cocking-off to a cop will only land you in jail."
by K'Dub (w/ assistant Tommy G) November 28, 2007
defined: cock on is when ur feeling like a bad bitch and you got big dick energy. cock off is when u have a small dick.
I just flipped the switch Cock on/ Cock off.
by shit cocker May 6, 2020