Cock Fighting

When 2 male mammals slap each other with their wangs

This cock fighting wasn't even fair, you can't fight a 2 incher vs. A 9 incher.

by Doctor Skinnfloot December 10, 2014

Cock fight

The difficult fight a man faces against his cock when a boner is imminent.

Sarah: Your a good friend Joe. I feel so safe and unthreatened with you. (gives him a hug)

Joe thinking: Oh fuck, man. DON'T get a boner! DON'T a boner.

(Joe loses the cock fight; Joe gets a boner; Sarah tazes Joe; Joe says goodbye to plans of getting in Sarah's pants)

by rogerthewhale December 6, 2010

cock fight

Two or more homosexual males (although sometimes it can involve heterosexual males: you know... the frat house type during a keg party) who engage in a duel with their errect penises.

Collin and Justin engage in a cock fight every Friday night before they hit the bars.

by cocker90210 July 2, 2011

cock fight

When two guys masturbate each other until one cums. The one who cums first is the loser and has to submit to the other's demands.

I had a cock fight with Jeremy last night and I came so fast. He made me give him a blow job.

by ajendus December 27, 2009

cock fight

a chicken or penis fight

connor donahue likes to have organized cock fights for his guilty pleasure (without chickens)

by sexxxxxxxxxxxxybdoigvnj November 6, 2009

Cock fight

A fight where males try out the fencing sport but with meat swords.

A: What happened last night at the dojo?
B: Nothing really. Dave and John were just having a cock fight.

by ChaoticPro March 3, 2021

Cock Fight

When two naked men wrestle each other and see who can stick their dick in the other person’s ass first.

Person 1: “Hey Bill, why are you walking strangely?”

Person 2: “Sorry Sam, I lost a cock fight yesterday.”

by TheLastDoughnut September 13, 2019