cock off

An alternative to the ubiquitously fuck off to imply unwanted company.

"Cock the cock off you ass raping donkey shit eater" - JP Williams 2005

by RickyP June 24, 2005

cock off

Repeated attempts by two or more males to prove which one is bigger or better than the other in any given way. This can be anything from terse email arguments to a refusal to get of a gym exercise bike until the person next to you has.

Hey Buster, did you see that email cock off between Russell and Ken... man Russell missed all the points completely, he really is a one incher.

by Hoo Rider August 8, 2005

Cock Off

'Cock Off' is the more offensive term for GO AWAY but less offensive than the more commonly used F word. The terms coined by a Mr J Rich for use on the popular social media platform Facebook is commonly used by outdoor workers such as tree surgeons.

The rain can 'cock off'now its pouring down and I have things to do.

I am not putting up with your laziness you can just 'cock off'

The rain can 'cock off'now its pouring down and I have things to do

I am not putting up with your laziness you can just 'cock off'

by thetruthsayer February 18, 2020

Cock-off

Like to fuck off with a little less gusto.

All those wearing red shorts can just cock-off.

by Nerdo September 18, 2003

cocking off

bragging; boasting.

Justin - "Man, I had a hundred beers last night. I'm SO hungover!"
Tom - "Quit cocking off, homo. No one cares how much you drank."

by idiotkidsean April 15, 2009

Cock-Off

The act of berating, swearing at, and/or accusing of lower deeds, or otherwise offending a person of higher political standing without cause.

"Don't Cock-Off to me!"

"If you cock-off to me again, I'll mess you up!"

"Cocking-off to a cop will only land you in jail."

by K'Dub (w/ assistant Tommy G) December 27, 2007

Cock on/ Cock off

defined: cock on is when ur feeling like a bad bitch and you got big dick energy. cock off is when u have a small dick.

I just flipped the switch Cock on/ Cock off.

by shit cocker May 5, 2020