to describe somone who has focused on too much cock and is slightly cross- eyed, or has one eye looking to the center.
That bitch was cock-eyed!
by Anonymous June 04, 2003
When a chick is giving you a blow job, her eyes focus in on the shaft giving the visual effect of her being....”cock-eyed”
by Trainwreck2019 September 14, 2019
When a man sitcks his penis in another man's eye while he is sleeping. This is usually done at a beer bash or shindig.
by REGRETING FALLING ASLEEP!!! March 28, 2005
one time i was at this party with my friend josh and he was looking at this guys girlfriend in a very friendly and lovable manor, i thought nothing about it, but her boyfriend did, he called my friend a "cock knocker" and shoved a lamp up my friends ass, he was in so much pain or pleasure he went cross eyed. he has never recovered from that tragic moment.
by phil March 10, 2004
An extremely unattractive Male/Female with an embarrassingly low wit and intellegence. Most Cock Eyed Bumbles are of a portly or round nature and have an abundance of body hair, with which, they do not regularly maintain. Cock Eyed Bumbles can sometimes be the result of inter-breeding, acute alcoholism, poor hygene, or simply being the product of what happens after injecting crack into one's anus.
Human 1: "That bloke was acting like a fully fledged dickhead last night!"
Human 2: "Yeah, he was a fuckin' Cock Eyed Bumble!...
Didn't you see him duck out the back and inject crack into his anus?"
Human 2: "Yeah, he was a fuckin' Cock Eyed Bumble!...
Didn't you see him duck out the back and inject crack into his anus?"
by Zebrawolf55 February 25, 2011
When tom was about to have sex he whipped out his cock eyed pierce, his girl friend was later then turned off
by corky buchek 34 February 17, 2011
by mr Johnson24 March 21, 2014