cock-eyed

When a girl hangs upside down and you shove your cock in her mouth and your balls hang infront of her eyes.

I cock-eyed your mom last night

by NowThatsQualityTV August 3, 2009

Cock-eyed.

A way of saying something is messed up or went wrong.

1:
Woman:"What's wrong?"

Woman's best friend:"I stubbed my toe, now it's all cock-eyed."

2:
Wife: "Is the new table ready to be brought in?"

Husband:"No, I broke a screw now it's all cock-eyed"

by Kayaluki!!! September 5, 2009

cock-eyed

to describe somone who has focused on too much cock and is slightly cross- eyed, or has one eye looking to the center.

That bitch was cock-eyed!

by Anonymous June 3, 2003

Cock-eyed

When a chick is giving you a blow job, her eyes focus in on the shaft giving the visual effect of her being....”cock-eyed”

Stacey looked so cock-eyed the other night when she was blowing me.

by Trainwreck2019 September 13, 2019

Cock-eyed

When something goes a direction it shouldnt

Cock-eyed refer to the way sometimes a guys cock eye is crooked and the pee comes out sideways

by NotYourGirlfriend,Chris November 23, 2016

Cock-eyed

To get blind drunk, in a manner where you can only see out of one eye, often making drunk texts extremely difficult as one is lacking any perception of their immediate surroundings

Bro I'm trying to text my misso but I'm so cock-eyed all my texst just look like "I libe yib for so much bsbe"

by N0th1ng September 30, 2023

cock eyed rice slapper

a chinese person who rips you off.

that cock eyed rice slapper sold this necklace for 20$ and it broke on the way home.

by seaner terdil October 23, 2009