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Countertop Kid

A person who was conceived by his/her parents on a countertop.
“Aye, you know Jeremy?”

“You mean countertop kid?”

“Yeah, his parents must have really loved granite!”
by funz0ne February 20, 2024
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Granite countertop

The act of somebody with deformed ass-cheeks mooning you
"Man Tyler the creator! I can;t believe Robert Downey jr. gave you the granite countertop!"
by bobbbbbbbby Hill February 20, 2015
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lameinate countertops

Really lame laminate countertops that diminish the value of a home.
I saw a pretty nice house on Zillow, but it had some terrible lameinate countertops that'd need to be ripped out right away...
by one 'f' Jeph May 28, 2021
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