CLUSTERFIST

a fisting of someone simultaneosly by over 6 individuals often resulting in extreme pain and hilarity at what a muppet that person was for agreeing

dude i am sooo up for tearing my asshole with a clusterfist

by roz March 9, 2005

clusterbust

Created by Dmitriy, Marc, Mike, and Raffy, this word was decided upon to represent the action of multiple people ("Cluster") ejaculating ("Busting") onto one single victim.

Hey, we're going to clusterbust Ms. Calandrino after school today, are you in?

Jane is so angry that those guys clusterbusted her.

by Mike/Bill November 29, 2004

Clustermug

1. (Noun) A group of mugs in a small area.
2. (Slang) A replacement for swear words, popularized by S. King

1: There was a man carrying a clustermug in the larger mug when he got mugged.
2: That was crazy; it was a real clustermug.

by MrMug July 1, 2017

Clutterfusted

The act of a person being fluster'd or caught off guard by another individual.

Every time my new boss comes into my office i become totally clutterfusted.

by Aaron Boudreaux June 30, 2006

clustermuck

Same as CLUSTERFUCK but more appropriate for any age and social setting.

The website's main page design is a total clustermuck.

by Have a delicioso dia! January 13, 2009

clustersteve

To derail a conversation with a flurry of apparently-relevant messages which are later revealed to be completely off-topic and related only superficially

"this is a commonly accepted term used among various hackerspaces"

"when we tried to figure out what color to paint the doghouse the whole conversation turned into a complete clustersteve"

"The meeting was productive and unremarkable, but then several successive tasks got clustersteved and everyone kinda lost the rhythm."

by Dustinbikes May 2, 2013

clustermess

The Kidz Bop version of 'clusterfuck'.

"Billy, clean up your room, it's a real clustermess in there!"

by mkhwn May 18, 2018