Double Crunked

When you are extremely drunk and super high at the same time

Im getting Double Crunked tonight fo sho!

by Character-Zero April 16, 2005

Clunker

A fat fish in the freshwater bass species who reach 3 lbs + but never reach 5 lbs.
Could be a Largemouth bass, Smallmouth bass, Peacock, etc...
A good size bass but not good enough to be called a Hog or Pig.

Fishermen 1: *catches big bass*
Fishermen 1: "Woah check out the gut on that fatty!"
Fishermen 2: "Ya thats a Clunker!"
Fishermen 1: "What the fuck did you just say to me?..."

by Sickflare459 July 27, 2020

crunked

to get high and drunk at the same time

last night i drank a 40 oz of O.E. and smoked a blunt to my head

by E unit John April 1, 2003

hump a clunker

to fuck a girl less attractive to get practice.

you gotta hump a clunker before you can get a cadillac

by awesometits December 23, 2010

Cash For Clunkers

Easily the stupidest idea ever imagined in the history of the planet. Cash For Clunkers is just another failed attept to get the economy running again. A few of The rules that determine if your car is a Clunker are: Your car must be less than 25 years old, It must get at least 18 MPG and the car must be drivable. Once you turn over your perfectly good car-- I mean Clunker, you may get up to $4,500 off a newer, more fuel efficient car, like a Prius... for $20,000. What happens to your Clunker? The engine gets sold to China. Now isn't Cash for Clunkers just great?

Democratic politician: Cash For Clunkers will work! It makes total sense!

by maxatron July 30, 2009

crunked

A state in which someone's conscousness is altered by both drinking alcohol and being stoned off their ass.

Emily: Are you stoned yet?
Trevor: I'd thay tho mythelf, and drunk, too.. is there a word for that?
Emily: Yeah, you're "Crunked"
Trevor: Tomorrow when I'm still wasted at my dad's work, I'm going to post a useless definition on urbandictionary.com along with our conversation.

And then I lost my virginity. Not a happy story.

by restin256 February 27, 2005

Clucked out

When you bad off on drugs most likely heroin

Son really clucked out now. He used to run the project

by StThomas10 July 19, 2019