clown pocket

Refering to (generally in a male) an anus that has been widened by constant buggery. Usually a clown pocket belongs to a victim of anal rape. The name comes from the severe wideness of it being likened to that of a clown's pocket.
You got an asshole the size of a clown's pocket.
by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004
Get the clown pocket mug.

Clown's Pocket

A disturbingly loose and sloppily unattractive vagina, reminiscent of the oversized, floppy pocket on a traditional clown's costume
Colleen Hopkins' clown's pocket smells like a Tauntaun.
by HelpDickStuckinCow July 25, 2015
Get the Clown's Pocket mug.

clowns pocket

a large and cavernous asshole, usually linked to homosexual activity.
That dude is so gay he has an arse like a clowns pocket.
by dain blair August 07, 2005
Get the clowns pocket mug.

loose as a clowns pocket

that Sian Mgee is as loose as a clowns pocket
by billy bob May 14, 2003
Get the loose as a clowns pocket mug.

Gallys Clown Pocket

A deep dark hole that is never ending, and moist at the bottom
by Up the dosage July 17, 2019
Get the Gallys Clown Pocket mug.
example: Collen's asshole is so deep, her asshole is like a clowns pocket.
example: Jack's asshole is like a clown's pocket.
by TheOtherBrownMan January 15, 2014
Get the asshole is like a clown's pocket mug.