"I got two of those zombie bastards in the head, but the rest of the clot is still heading this way!"
by Gojibear March 7, 2010

Created by idubbbz and Boyinaband. Clot, "... used to describe people in your life who are holding you back..."
"Marcus never lets you go out, and party with the girls, he's always telling you to stay in- he's a clot."
"Oh- Mom, you always make me do my homework before I can go out with my friends- you're such a clot!"
"Oh- Mom, you always make me do my homework before I can go out with my friends- you're such a clot!"
by LA BOIIIIIII September 25, 2017

Mark never lets you go out and party with the girls, he's always telling you to stay in. He's a CLOT.
by apocachris September 15, 2017

by First Officer Richardson December 22, 2012

Beyond the best absolutely amazing, or looking really good.
Sumaya: did you see that boy earlier??
Ruby: yes he was so clotted!!!!!
Sumaya: did you see that boy earlier??
Ruby: yes he was so clotted!!!!!
by Ruby.xxxxxxx December 2, 2016

during sex, when man (or woman, whichever you prefere) goes down on the woman when she's on her period. he (or she, whichever you prefere) will swallow the woman's blood clots. hence, clotting.
jean: are you sure, charles? i'm on my period. it's pretty messy.
charles: i don't care. i'll do anything for you.
(charles proceeds to go down on jean, when all of a sudden, kim walks into the room)
kim: charles, can i borrow your- oh my god!
(joey enters)
joey: what is it? oh shit!
kim: charles is clotting jean!
charles: i don't care. i'll do anything for you.
(charles proceeds to go down on jean, when all of a sudden, kim walks into the room)
kim: charles, can i borrow your- oh my god!
(joey enters)
joey: what is it? oh shit!
kim: charles is clotting jean!
by dawntodusk December 22, 2004

Vadim was cut by a throwing knife. As the blood spilled forth from his throbbing artery, the clotting factors were exposed to various proteins. These proteins caused the clotting cascade to begin and eventually a sticky fibrin mesh was laid down. Platelets then began adhering to this mesh and eventually the bleeding stopped.
by The Troll May 16, 2006
