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mars bar up a closie

On getting your nat king cole from a lady with a particularly loose vagina, particularly if it doesn't touch the sides. A closie is a Scottish word for a block of flats.
That girl I was with last night was so slack it was like throwing a Mars Bar up a closie
by Raz_ftd September 16, 2005
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Closiist

Close = Proximity
Ist = Philosophie
Closiist is the philosophy of proximity.
I'm going to buy sustainable products from Closiist.com
by JUJU TD November 8, 2021
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closis

Closis means small and petite so when u see something small u say “that is closis!’”
Omg! That pencil is so closis!
by John cegy loon January 8, 2020
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you- hey, whats the closest thing to a fishs asshole?
friend- uh idk
you- a finn!
friend- haha
you- haha
by simoisgod February 2, 2021
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clories

Great godess of war, pending doom and destruction
Clories struck her pending doom on her subjects, forcing them to bow deeply to her
by orchidszengarden May 18, 2006
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Closes

Coined on the 12th of September 2009 by Ben; defined by Jay

adj.
(1) A colour that is not quite red and not quite pink.

(2) A metaphorical use of colour to describe a relationship between two individuals, often a mutual friendship that is both warm and friendly.
(3) A state of mind whereby everything around you appears to be in harmony.
(1)
Jay: Wow, you got those new closes coloured shoes!
Nikki: I Know, aren't they pretty?
Jay: Yeah, they make me feel all warm and happy inside!

(2)
Jay: You know what Nikki, I really like being friends with you
Nikki: I know what you mean... This is one of the closesed friendships I've ever had.

(3)
Jay: I've been looking through closes-tinted spectacles recently...
by Jay Aleksandr November 11, 2009
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In the Closest

Someone is in the closest if they are a displaying homosexual behaviour secretly.

In other words, someone is 'in the closest' if they are a homosexual but do not know it yet or have decided to ignore their actual feelings.
George Pinkett is 'in the closest' because he has not accepted that he is gay yet.
by Definition Monster 314 May 7, 2018
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