Cockolate

Invented when some person wanted chocolate and a cocktail at the same time because they had no patience whatsoever. It's yet to take off as a standardised product let alone a good one.

Hey!" "What?" "Hey You!" "What?!" "Fancy some Cockolate?" "No. You disgust me." "Cockolate.

by Sophie Heineken March 26, 2011

cockulating

Calculating/thinking with cocks instead of brains. Usually leads to deep regrets.

"Aw, man, I wish I hadn't bought that lap dance. I was just cockulating... Now I'm out of money and my girlfriend's going to be pissed."
"sucks, man"

by teehee23 November 2, 2011

Cockolate Mousse

The nasty brown foamy substance that collects around the head of the dick after anal sex and ejaculation.

For mains I fucked her ass, then let her eat the cockolate mousse for dessert.

by Swampy McSwamperson February 13, 2019

clockgate

A situation whereby someone makes fun of another person’s choice in home decorating for choosing to put up an oversized, basic bitch wall clock.

Omg. Did you hear? Sue pulled a clockgate by telling Karolina her clock is ugly.

by Weasel 77 November 7, 2020

hot cocklate

When one dips ones erect penis in melted chocolate and lets it harden and then recieves a blowjob.

I asked my girlfriend if she wanted some hot cocklate.

by ComDaddy November 2, 2015

Cocklate

A slang term used for chocolate that tastes like a penis.

Cheyanne thought that the cocklate tasted delicious.

by HerDefiantMajesty May 29, 2009

crackulate

To make someone laugh using your tail or other objects (At least according to the episode The Three Friends Problem from Peg + Cat)

Peg: "I'm laughing just thinking about Cat's crackulation."
Cat: "Just call me the crackulator."
Peg: "Big Dog, your crackulation broke Cat's record."

crackulate (Ignore this part, for some reason it won't work if other forms of the word are only present and not the original word itself)

by Bry10022 April 30, 2022