clobber

To get struck with great force.

"his car got clobbered by a freight train".

by Dan Drzewiecki November 04, 2003

Clobbered

To be in the prescence of a balls-naked Ray Childress (ex-Houston Oiler), perfecting a yoga pose in the steamroom at the Houstonian gym, while trading stocks via cell phone.

I want to go stretch in the steamroom but Ray Childress is in there and I don't want to get "clobbered."

by Haent August 13, 2009

Clobberate

The act of clobbering someone into doing it your way.

I knew we needed to do it my way, but we had to clobberate first.

by Twist3r November 18, 2010

clobber

To absolutely dominate your partner in a sexual intercourse.

Im going to Clobber you tonight

by Venafix April 19, 2019

clobbered

To be completely out of your mind intoxicated.

Last night I drank A LOT of alcohol, I was clobbered.

I really wanna get clobbered at the party this weekend.

by Lyss Pliss May 18, 2006

clobber

(Programming) To make a change or a call in a program which unintentionally overwrites the current value of a variable.

Yeah I fixed that bug - PrintPage was clobbering the cookies.

by ectoraige May 16, 2003

clobbering

Having sex without kissing.

Ben: "Hey man how'd it go with Veronica last night?"
Zach: "Bro i clobbered the shit out of her!"
Ben: "Damn, you didn't even kiss her!!!"

Clobbering - Having sex without kissing

by Zurbur February 22, 2020