Clobber

1. The act of thrusting oneself to another human being with one's own head and/or body parts.

2. to utilize the body as a weapon to inflict harm upon one or more persons in the proximity of said body weapon.

John and Kameron love to clobber each other on the daily, no homo.

by vajenjen69 November 12, 2010

Clobber

A black man's genitalia.

Person 1: Hey, did you see that naked picture of Chris Brown?
Person 2: Yeah man, some clobber on him

by DerpyMcDerperson July 13, 2012

Clobber

Clobber another word for a toilet, this word can be used many times through out the day.

The word originated in Australia but has evolved into a different meaning.

Here are some examples of how to use the word clobber:
"I'm going to the toilet" you can change that into "I'm going to the clobber"
"Sir can I go to the toilet?" you can change that into "Sir can I go to the clobber?"

by bimgustoilet November 25, 2020

Clobber

When you combo someone in Super Smash Bros using King Dedede

I just clobbered some random guy online

by Avocet June 4, 2022

Clobber .

Clobber is clothing . Particularly a suit and tie to be worn and a blazer could also be worn with your clothing . Watches and belts etc. are good aswell

At the wedding tomorrow, wear your clobber . and make sure you look the best .

by Ozzy macacacaa November 14, 2022

Clobber dat dere kirbeh

The call of a mad penguin declaring war on a pink Kirb. Oh and a video on youtube...

Im gonna clobber dat dere kirbeh
- King DeDeDe

by GalaxyDictionary August 13, 2019

clobber twat

someone who is acting like a big vagina

jordan was acting like such a clobber twat last night!

by abcdabcdabcd December 6, 2009