Clive

When a cold-sore is so large it has a face and name.

Amy - "I can't wait to meet again, you have a lovely head of hair and I can't wait to kiss you"

Karlton - "Yeah, about that, Clive has moved in for a while, mind if he tags along?"

by BabyMuffin July 25, 2011

Clive

n. chav - used as a derogatory term to describe a pikey.

Gavin your such a clive

by Narly May 18, 2004

Clive

Derived from the rhyming slang for stonker meaning anerect penis, clive is a shortened version of the sayin 'Clive Mendonca'

'I woke up in Jon's Mum's bed this morning with a massive Clive' - Chris Davis 11/03/88

by Trevor Medley October 12, 2007

Clive

A slippery, worm like individual, known for his decieptful ways, and total lack of decency and respect.

"Yeah that <blank> is a bit of a Clive isnt he..."

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

Clive

Clive,noun: A gutless, insecure, little man.

Clive,verb: A gutless action, to screw others over selfishly, only looking out for ones self.

Clive,verb, To leave massive shitstains on someone else's toilet.

Clive,verb:1, That bastard caught me off gaurd, and totally Clived the shit out of me.

by freud2168 August 21, 2007

Clive

A igloo shaped korean with no sense of humour or any sense of control over sucking the "COCK".

He loves men and is in a clan called "MAN-SEX".

Everyone hates him and doesnt want to stand next to him.

Clive O'Shea cant get any girls therefore he sucks the cock for a living causing he cant get any pussy.

Go home Clive O'Shea

Clive, sucks the COCK
Clive 4 Men
Clive O'Shea is Kassi.

by Ifitellyoumynameclivewillkillme November 14, 2004

Clive

The god of triceps and not of biceps

of what a clive
yeah what an old fart

by superman12321 December 10, 2019