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Clintonoid

A person who is easily persuaded or brainwashed by the political ideals of the Clinton family.
"My college roommate is such a narrow minded Clintonoid"
by Rakis October 21, 2016
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Clintonophobia

Tommy has Clintonophobia, but he was instantly cured when Donald Trump won.
by QQAZWSXEDC December 21, 2016
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clintonpus

Short for Clintonius Pussus. Unequaled in the annals of medical or political history, this man-tenticle hybrid overcame nearly unsurmountable barriers of racial and species-based descrimination to take his rightful place at the head of the italian mafia.
The day before his second god-child's christening, clintonpus stubbed his tentacle on a chair.

Clintonpus worked tirelessly to promote education about and prevent the spread of TTD's (Tenticly Transmitted Diseases).

Despite occasional inkings, clintonpus inspired admiration in many and fear in his opponents.

At the inaugural swearing in ceremony clintonpus grasped a bible in one tenticle while using four others to simultaneously play the national anthem on a guitar and waving the american flag.
by clintonpus historical society December 6, 2006
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Clintourous

A stripper named Clint who just lays there during sex.
Bertha: Betty did you nail Clint last night?
Betty: Yah I did but he just laid there like a dead fish.
Bertha: Well that sucks monkey butt, I guess you can call him Clintourous since he acts like a smelly wet vagina.
by itslisa June 27, 2008
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Clintonism

A comment, lie, or activity by Bill Clinton, reflecting on his legendary and pathological dishonesty, serial sexual predation, or general ignorance.
Clintonism

"I did not have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."

"depending on what the meaning of 'is' is"

"I promise to cut your taxes."

"I did not dodge the draft."

"I never inhaled."

"I never exposed my extremely small erection to Paula Jones and asked her to 'kiss it'."

"I did not have an 11 year affair with Gennifer Flowers."
by DontHateThisConservative March 13, 2009
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Clintonesia

1: Being so enraptured by the Clinton's Mystique one fails to recognize their shortcomings, and longs for their return to power.
Example: “I can't believe Delta's such a "Clintonista"… he must be suffering from Clintonesia!”
by JD Ellis February 14, 2008
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Clintorus

Description of someone who thinks more highly of themselves than any other person ever could and supercedes any form of extra terrestrial life's intelligence. Normally found with a block head, and a inverted penis, commonly mistaken as a tail.
"What the hell, did you just see that Clintorus?
by FischerBoom April 28, 2010
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