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Someone who goes out with someone and does not move on
Guy 1:Dude,I just can't forget about Joanne

Guy 2:Dude,Stop being such a clinger,just move on
Clinger by shizzle man 2 January 4, 2009
1. A clinger is a person (the tash) who will never leave his or her bf/gf. A possible explanation for this behavior could be the result of being poor. Clingers could be quite dangerous as they often intertwine with stalking. In a worse case scenario, clingers have been known to eat the host partner in order to obtain complete physical contact with the resulting partner.

2. A dingle berry that will not fall off.
Aj has been missing ever since he found the clinger.
Clinger by Y.P. December 31, 2006
a person who annoys the hell outta you and is too much of an idiot to realize it's time to move on. They''re stuck to you like glue.
You: Hey maybe you should get another friend or something

Clinger: ?
You: YOU'VE BEEN WITH ME SINCE FUCKING FIRST GRADE! GO GET A LIFE DAMMIT!
Clinger: I think I'll stay right beside you.
You: I give up.
Clinger by Izzy Hername May 5, 2016
A hard booger that won't let go of the inside of your nose. Excessively annoying due to its size, and the fact that whenever you inhale you feel it rubbing against your nostril. Removal usually results in bleeding.

Not to be confused with a klingon.
If you have a clinger while in public or on a date, it's best to grin and bear it.
Heading into the bathroom to remove it will only embarrass you worse, as you will return with several wads of paper towels, trying to stop the bleeding.
clinger by STJosh May 20, 2007
Amirah Jamaluddin is a clinger.
Clinger by Siti Hajar March 13, 2018
A turd that doesn't quite make it into the water but instead clings on to the side of the bowl
The janitor went to clean the bathroom, but when he looked inside the stall there was a clinger on the side of the bowl.
Clinger by Big bad Zeus November 6, 2020