2 definitions by Izzy Hername
a person who annoys the hell outta you and is too much of an idiot to realize it's time to move on. They''re stuck to you like glue.
You: Hey maybe you should get another friend or something
Clinger: ?
You: YOU'VE BEEN WITH ME SINCE FUCKING FIRST GRADE! GO GET A LIFE DAMMIT!
Clinger: I think I'll stay right beside you.
You: I give up.
Clinger: ?
You: YOU'VE BEEN WITH ME SINCE FUCKING FIRST GRADE! GO GET A LIFE DAMMIT!
Clinger: I think I'll stay right beside you.
You: I give up.
by Izzy Hername January 24, 2016
Idiot: "Hi asshole!"
You: Dude... smh. You need a serious idiote.
Idiot: What's that?
You: (slaps Idiot in the face) That.
You: Dude... smh. You need a serious idiote.
Idiot: What's that?
You: (slaps Idiot in the face) That.
by Izzy Hername January 27, 2016