1. To completely and utterly destroy or dismember something. This is usually done out of childish rage or during a temper tantrum.
2. To talk a big game and give the appearance of a V.I.P. Only to then follow it up with pathetic results.
2. To talk a big game and give the appearance of a V.I.P. Only to then follow it up with pathetic results.
1. Brett: "Seriously man, I just Cliftonized that Weed-Whacker for the hell of it."
Kenny: It shouldn't have been talkin' all that smack. It got what it deserved.
2. Clifton: I'm gonna give that chunky dinner whore the ride of her life.
Brett: You better load up on Viagra or she will just feel Cliftonized like all other pathetic supposed hotties that laughed when you couldn't get it up.
Clifton: Shut up you Gay Douche Bag, she showed me her thong, she wants it. Cool Beans.
Brett: Shut the F*** up, you're such an ass clown. You'd better ask her how much she charges before you get so excited. Make sure you inquire about the minutes package. Those last 57 minutes of the hour will be quite ackward for both of you.
Kenny: It shouldn't have been talkin' all that smack. It got what it deserved.
2. Clifton: I'm gonna give that chunky dinner whore the ride of her life.
Brett: You better load up on Viagra or she will just feel Cliftonized like all other pathetic supposed hotties that laughed when you couldn't get it up.
Clifton: Shut up you Gay Douche Bag, she showed me her thong, she wants it. Cool Beans.
Brett: Shut the F*** up, you're such an ass clown. You'd better ask her how much she charges before you get so excited. Make sure you inquire about the minutes package. Those last 57 minutes of the hour will be quite ackward for both of you.
by Junk-in-the-Trunk February 26, 2008
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Cliftonite • Clintonite • cliftonie • Cliftonize • Clitonite • Chiptonite • Clintonize • Clintonized • Cliftonism • clintonitis
To whack somebody - political opponent esp., or someone who exposes your crimes, such as Anthony Bourdain or Jeffery Epstein; usually by faked suicide or car crash.
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Brett: I think I'll go catch a few drinks tonight while the wife's out-of-town.
Clifton: Word, you're are so lucky you're wife lets you go out. Mine's got a death-grip on my testicals. Cool Beans.
Brett: Seriously, you're a fucking Ass-Clown. Don't you realize that you're Cliftonism usage is out of control. It's 2008, for FUCK'S SAKE MAN. The 90's are dead. Let it go man.
Clifton: Shut up Brett. You're a Gay Douche Bag.
Brett: Once again. You've proven my point.
Thus concludes the Definition of a Cliftonism. Use it liberally and often.
Clifton: Word, you're are so lucky you're wife lets you go out. Mine's got a death-grip on my testicals. Cool Beans.
Brett: Seriously, you're a fucking Ass-Clown. Don't you realize that you're Cliftonism usage is out of control. It's 2008, for FUCK'S SAKE MAN. The 90's are dead. Let it go man.
Clifton: Shut up Brett. You're a Gay Douche Bag.
Brett: Once again. You've proven my point.
Thus concludes the Definition of a Cliftonism. Use it liberally and often.
by Funkytown66 February 27, 2008
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Dude #2: "Yeah. I heard he tried to blame his dog for it. The boy definitely has a bad case of Clintonitus."
Dude #2: "Yeah. I heard he tried to blame his dog for it. The boy definitely has a bad case of Clintonitus."
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1- Cliftonsitting is indeed confirmed to be babysitting the creature named Clifton. There is only one Clifton, for there can only be one. That being said, Cliftonsitting can be be the act of watching over Clifton.
2- Cliftonsitting is also referred to the term, “sit on it, Clifton.” As this second meaning is made for sexual acts and sexual acts only. The creature names Clifton will sit on your cock, and ride you before you eventually have enough, and thrust your hips into her sopping hole, but that’s saved for another time.
Take this into consideration if you’re interested or would be interested in the art of Cliftonsitting.
1- Cliftonsitting is indeed confirmed to be babysitting the creature named Clifton. There is only one Clifton, for there can only be one. That being said, Cliftonsitting can be be the act of watching over Clifton.
2- Cliftonsitting is also referred to the term, “sit on it, Clifton.” As this second meaning is made for sexual acts and sexual acts only. The creature names Clifton will sit on your cock, and ride you before you eventually have enough, and thrust your hips into her sopping hole, but that’s saved for another time.
Take this into consideration if you’re interested or would be interested in the art of Cliftonsitting.
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