clitless

it's an adjective to describe a slutty article of clothing that reveals quite a bit of skin... it's a hyperbole based on "crotchless"

your mom left her leopard skin clitless catsuit at my house last night.

your dad was skanking around the mall in a pair of clitless leather shorts

by masochistmonkeyjoe May 2, 2008

Cockless Excuse

The suspect excuse that a mate gives you for not going somewhere, or doing something. Named because the real reason for him not going somewhere or doing something is that he is a wimp, and therefore has no penis.

Person 1: 'Have you herd why Alex isn't coming today?'
Person 2: 'No, do tell'
Person 1: 'He's ill, and last night he was "throwing up all through the night"'
Person 2: ' A cockless excuse if i ever herd one'

by Tearrrs m' Nearrrs December 22, 2008

cockless

Vitale.. One who admits to having no genitals. No cock to be seen. Small guy whos proud of it.

Cockless.. to lack a cock. or lack a functioning one.

by Autum January 16, 2008

cockless

lacking a penis

The cockless man attempted to bone Diana, and failed... horribly.

by John April 8, 2003

chicklets

1. square shaped bubble gum.

2. teeth

Rusty went to the market and got some chickets.

Roscoe just got his chickets blasted out in once punch.

by cardinal_fan October 14, 2004

Chicklestation

Original meaning: Two Crazy Gaians who, one day, decided to talk about Chickens and their loss of feather.

Other Original Meaning: Two Asian Gaians who have touched and felt chickens in such a way that it is unimaginable... they made fried rice with chicken!

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Noun: "He's a chicklestator?"
Verb: "Let's go chicklestate something."
Adjective: "What a chicklestative act."
Interjection: "What the chicklestation?!"

by AzninLuv3 March 23, 2008

chickcessful

success with chicks in excessive amounts

"Wow bro, he's really chickcessful"

by TGilbert February 4, 2010