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Clock's ticking bitch!

Something you say to a girl who thinks she's too hot to associate with people unless they're rich or famous and acts either cold or like a bitch to everyone else. Usually, she has no other skills or qualities to fall back on once she gets old and fat.
1) You ask a girl on a date and she asks what kind of car you drive.

Your response..."Clock's ticking bitch!"

2) You try to say hello to a hot girl as she approaches the line to a club, but she passes you and the rest of the line to the front to try to seduce the door-man.

Your response..."Clock's ticking bitch!"

3) You buy a girl a drink, which she accepts, and then she tells you she has a boyfriend and walks away.

Your response..."Clock's ticking bitch!"
by Chemlight January 7, 2014
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clickdick

A lone penis or nude-man which is inadvertently seen while searching for heterosexual porn.
While John was searching for his favorite foot-porn he encountered a few obligatory clickdicks.
by AndyBozac January 2, 2018
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clickdickery

The act of intentionally browsing the internet without a purpose or destination; wasting time browsing through websites.
I had two hours before my appointment, so I filled the time with clickdickery.
by Shabba-Doo August 15, 2009
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ticking clock

a ticking clock is a girl that is hot but is too young for you to make a move.
Dude check out the ticking clock, shes pretty hot
all in good time my friend, all in good time.
by TP Crew August 13, 2005
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