clepting

The act of stealing shit.

I'm going clepting, we need a new couch.

by fuckfunky October 15, 2009

cleptocracy

Government where where important policies, often surreptitiously, aim at increasing the incomes and wealth of a small minority at the expense of a large majority.

The donations of the stinking rich Koch brothers make many see the Trump administration and the congressional majority as a cleptocracy in spite of the professed concern for the middle classes.

by Wryface July 31, 2017

Cluptic

A state of mind that isn't. An all encompassing nothingness. Uncontrollable intelligent stupidity... insanely simple, neatly complicated luckiness.

He's not a smartass, he's just cluptic.

by Kent Gitright January 7, 2010

Cleptochairs

A person overly obsessed with furniture that is meant for sitting, so obsessed as to forcibly take them from others with out permission.

Alternatively can mean a person who steals another person's identity and hides their own under the alias of chairs. (May or may not have switched a few letter to be more original)

Looks like one of those cleptochairs has been at work.

by Weirduo#1or2 June 25, 2022

faux-clectic

A person that is trying to appear eclectic in their fashion, social, pop culture, musical or other choices, but in practice has simply adopted a common behavior that serves as an archetype or stereotype of a true eclectic. See as reference most hipsters.

That group of girls with their chokers and peasant skirts riding those bikes to the coffee shop are so faux-clectic.

by thecreatorofwords77 August 15, 2017

clepic

Clepic is a mixture between two words: Classic and Epic.

Clepic is something above the epic scale, something above the classic scale.
Clepic is often something that is old, and timeless.

Hey, it's me - Macgyver, i am using my knife, a paperclip and some gum to make an a-bomb! - A clepic scene

by Thepic January 26, 2008

cleptochlondriact

a clebo clepto clondrophobe.

get outta here you cleptochlondriact

by DertMangler January 9, 2010