Clegg Speak

To talk really fast but with regular longish pauses.

'I... wannastopthosecriminals...but...ireallycantdoanythingaboutit'
'Wow, you talk in Clegg speak'

by This_Is_Not_A_Name April 19, 2010

Clegg Nut

A person who chooses to vote for Liberal Democrats, in turn voting for Nick Clegg to be primeminister, in UK politics.

Also, linked to cleg nuts as they are both annoying hangers on, you don't know where to stand with them, plus they smell.

Dave: I'm totally voting LibDems this election, Nick Clegg will really help this country out.
Mitch: Mate, you're such a fence sitting Clegg Nut!

by NevRam April 29, 2010

clegg head

refering to some whos stupid or does something stupid

' katy ya fukin clegg head '

by xxwhiteyxx April 24, 2006

clegg meat

bodily fluff that forms in bodily crevases

fluff in between your toes or belly button male only i hope (clegg meat)

by burt1981 April 14, 2009

Nutty Clegg

A Nutty Clegg is a cling on. A Nutty Clegg is where you don't wipe your arse after doing a shit and the poo dries up and sticks to Your arse hairs and can sometimes make you feel very uncomfortable. It is very painful to remove Nutty Cleggs.

My Arse is so itchy, I think I've got a Nutty Clegg.

by CleggMaster September 23, 2017

Zinger Clegg

Much like a Nutty Clegg a Zinger Clegg is a Cling on but the only difference is it occurs after you have explosive diarrhoea and the poo that hasn’t been wiped off and forms a Clegg and it burns your arse hole

I had a painful poo last night and forgot to wipe, I think I have a Zinger Clegg

by CleggMaster May 2, 2019

Nick Clegg

To Nick Clegg, the act of promising something then not only breaking that promise but also going in the complete opposite direction.

Example 1:
Tina: I'm so disappointed, Ryan said he'd become a vegan with me and yesterday I saw him in a steakhouse.Joe: What a Nick Clegg.
Example 2:
Johnny: Alex has been Nick Clegging again, he said he was cutting rent and now he's tripled it. Pete: I hate that clegger.

by Nex Solo December 15, 2010