Cleanup towel

A towel that someone and/or two people use to cleanup cum that is created when they masturbate and/or have sex.

Guy 1: " Hey, what's that on your sofa?"

Guy 2: "Oh, that's my cleanup towel"

by Mighty Thor 3 September 4, 2017

Hoffman Cleanup

When you hype big about the Gold you're going to mine, but you only pull 1 ounce out of the ground after running a million yards of dirt.

I hate to say this, but I think this is a Hoffman Cleanup.

#GoldRush

by Goldwatcher December 16, 2016

[iChat cleanup]

when people graduate or move and find new friends; usually deleting people they do not talk to any more on i.m. accounts

Mike got rid of me on his i.m. account during his iChat cleanup

by Kev :-P June 13, 2008

Cowgirl cleanup

While she’s riding your throbbing manhood reverse cowgirl and your cream pie her meat wallet grab her by the ankles and yank her into a 69 and clean your fuck goo off each other for the grand finale.

My wife about drown me with my own load while doing the Cowgirl cleanup.

by Eat more pussy December 3, 2022

Company Cleanup

having the feeling to clean up your room only when you have company in your house

Edgar: Whoa my room's a mess i should clean up

Ted: man you don't have to pull a company cleanup in the middle of a movie

by The Real Koryodang March 25, 2011

Cleanup Kill

A Cleanup Kill is when, while playing a FPS (first person shooter) game online, such as call of duty: modern warfare 2 you run into multiple enemies trying to kill each other. You let them die as best you can, then "cleanup kill" the rest.

"Dude i just cleanup killed those bitches so good"

by MXXXG January 1, 2010

Easy cleanup

When a man is participarting in anal armageddon (Butt sex) and doesnt feel like getting shitty cum all over his new silk sheets he pulls out just before he cums and shoves a handfull of kitty litter in the gaping ass hole and procedes with the ass cumming. When the cum is shit out afterwards it is all clumped together and quite easy to clean up.

"Man I preformed the Easy cleanup after that raging butt sex last night"

"Martha Stewart knows how to apply an Easy cleanup"

Always use an Easy cleanup when dealing with dirty penny hookers.

by d0ct0rdick May 12, 2010