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the caust

Today in history class, we learned about the caust. Truly horrible what happened there.
by le alvin March 3, 2021
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Trump Clause

In an employment agreement, this is the part of the legal document that denies you the opportunity to take your grievance to court, and instead forces you to agree to arbitration.
My employer fucked me over royally, but due to the Trump Clause in my employment agreement, I have to be sodomized by an arbitrator instead of taking them to court.
by Bogrimm October 26, 2017
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Shaud Claus

The adult version of Santa Claus. While Santa Claus brings the good boys and girls of the world presents, Shaud Claus brings the good men and women of the world Shaud, aka sexual intercourse, for Christmas
On Christmas Eve, my wife woke me up and asked if we could have sex. Shaud Claus was good to me this year!
by AaronBludge August 22, 2023
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Rebel without a clause

A self-proclaimed rebel who goes through life without the barest notion of grammar, syntaxis or propriety of speech.
Dude 1:Damn man, that chick is so rebel -- did you see that "dead 2 corporatioons" sign?

Dude 2: Aww no mate, let's take cover, she's rebel without a clause
by p993 June 8, 2013
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Clusterbark

When your house or apartment is surrounded by dogs that bark at each other.

If you're in the center of a clusterbark, you are constantly bombarded by dog yaps. It's not pleasant.
"The dogs in this neighborhood are trapping me in a massive clusterbark!"
by suchacyn December 8, 2009
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The ‘Santa Clause’

The legal agreement which allows Santa Claus to enter people’s home and not be prosecuted for (breaking and entering). This clause includes chimneys and magic stuff we don’t know about.
The ‘Santa Clause’ is actually a legal agreement that has been understood in a ‘quid pro quo’ context; wherein Santa is welcomed for many reasons... but it’s really the presents and his cool outfit!
by Major Thomas Randle December 4, 2018
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Sancho Claus

The man who's banging your girl around the holidays. Or who shows up during the year to give your girl the gift of a good f**king.
Sancho Claus already gave me my christmas present!

"I showed up at my boss's house like Sancho Claus and plowed his wife!"
by The Real Sancho Claus December 15, 2011
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