clarked

To be humped in the ass with a giant strap-on dildo by your partner or significant other.

The wife wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I agreed to get clarked in the mud-hole....bad idea.

by D1ngo1 October 17, 2010

Clarked

A pleasant gift given out of nowhere. Or clarking which is the process of giving someone a nice gift. Usually someone you dont know and in a public place. Or receiving a pleasant gift randomly from a stranger.

"Hey that guy over there just clarked me some cand"

"I think I'm gonna go clarking later it'd be fun"

by Suelou June 28, 2017

clarked

At Macteens, being "clarked" is being banned from the forums, banning your whole country (See Hong Kong), or seeing hex code instead of text by the Administrator, who's name is, coincedentally, Clark. It's quite the common occurance.

Oh man, Clark clarked me again for being an arse.

by Mike T. L. June 11, 2006

Clarked

Getting intimate as fuck. Nothing stops you, you'll fuck them in front of everyone if you have to

Maya: GET A ROOM!
Rachel: They are too clarked!! they wont move for shit!
Taymar: HORNY BITCHES!

by chiccalovee August 6, 2011

clarked

when a person or object becomes popular or sort after.

Those shorts are clarked.

by aussiecricketfan January 8, 2012

clarked

When you completely screw something up.

When you spell a similar word with the wrong word.

"She's growing up to be a perfect little Angle"

'Dude you totally clarked that one up, you mean angel'

by PrycePryce August 6, 2016

Clarked

Is a state at which a boy/ man's best friend or wing man, cheats or takes advantage over the fact that his best friend isn't as "cool" or "stud" like as him. Instead of helping the boy/ man start a relationship, the best friend/ wingman creates a relationship between himself and the boy/man's crush.

God damn it! HE Clarked me! Now I am forever alone.

by Hfs stories May 22, 2017