Clarence

the guy that is not a gangster because his real name is Clarence.

Also the guy whose parents have a really good marriage

This guy's a gangster? His real name's clarence.

by gr0ndz. March 20, 2020

Thomas, Clarence

Clarence Thomas, judge of the United States Supreme Court, conspirator in a judicial coup d'etat that subverted American democracy by appointing G.W. Bush to the presidency in 2000.

See: Bush v. Gore, 531 U.S. (2000)

Republican-appointed judges William Rehnquist, Sandra Day O'Connor, Clarence Thomas (Thomas, Clarence), Anthony Kennedy, and Antonin Scalia are all to blame.

by Figleaf23 September 14, 2007

Clarence Center

A suburb off Buffalo, that is made up of rich people, hicks, and potheads. Flight 3407 crashed here in 2009.

There is a very small population of black people and they usually move back to Buffalo within a year or two because everybody is racist!

John: hey dude do you want to go to Clarence Center NY?

Alex: What are we going to do? Smoke pot, meet rich people or plant corn?

by Buffalonian4life July 30, 2011

Clarence Cola

A can of Coca Cola with a pubic hair in it.

"Is that a pubic hair in my coke," the judge said to his staffer, which is why the Clarence Cola incident was addressed at his confirmation hearing.

by Ian December 7, 2004

Clarence Carter

When your boyfriend fucks you really hard and fast.

“ Clarence Carter! Clarence Carter! Clarence Carter! Oooo Clarence Carter!” Damn baby, you’re fucking so fast

by Back Door Santa September 8, 2021

clarence destructor of des vaginas

he will come into your house and destruct your vaginas

clarence destructor of des vaginas will come to destruct your vaginas

by mcdonald gobler December 12, 2022

The Clarence

This is a sexual position. While hitting it doggy style, you lift your right leg on the night stand and put your left hand on your left hip and thrust forcefully

Damn nigga, I hurt my back giving her The Clarence

by MarsBlackmon84 October 10, 2016