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noun- a case of gonorrhea, a sexually transmitted bacterial disease in which males display more symptoms than females, but can lead to sterility or more serious problems in both.
-dude, it burns like hell when i take a piss.
-sounds like the clap to me, man.
clap by uglychunk August 8, 2005
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The form of meat on meat action Which creates a loud sounds possibly even a Thunder CLAP.
Clap by CLAPography Master May 27, 2018
An STD,V.D.,A disese transmitted through sexual contact w/an infected partner.Symptoms include:Yellowish discharge,extreme burning upon urination,swelling of the labia majora.
Rosco knew da bits'HO'been Fuggin round and gots da sheet from he pappy. Whitey said: V.D.is nothing to CLAP about.
A nickname for gonorrhea, an STD.

Origins:
The clap got its nickname from the methods of treating gonorrhea on the war front. This painful way of treatment involved two soldiers holding their comrade's arms, two soldiers holding their comrade's legs, and one soldier "clapping" his hands on the comrade's penis, discharging the fluid.
"Did you hear what Steve caught from me?"
"Yeah, the clap."
"No... I had herpes. He has the clap!?"
"Yeah... hey, now you have the clap, too!"
Clap by Rem of Collegeland March 30, 2007
When a girl has large enough ass cheeks that she can spread them and bring them back together, making a clapping noise.

In effect, she is "clapping" her ass cheeks together.
(A girl talking): Watch honey, I can make them clap for you!
Clap by MHo November 24, 2003
A mildly severe sexually transmitted disease that produces purulent sexual organ discharge and/or a burning or itching sensation whilst loosening the yellow or amber colored waste product secreted by the kidneys that in mammals .
I've had the clap three times, it toe up mah puss and poop shoot, but at least I don't have anything on my mouth. I'm happy.
clap by JB2003 August 13, 2003