clayson

a sexy male who gets all the ladies , he is perfect in every way possible but hates when bitches freak out

"did you see that guy over there with all those chicks?"

"yeah, he's such a clayson i wish i was him "

by theerector January 1, 2012

Clandoning

The troll act of frequently making your mom jokes out of literally anything the people around you say, even if it does not make sense. For example, "Your mom is an example".

Why does anon keep making terrible your mom jokes?
He does it on purpose to troll, he is clandoning.

by twinklez123 March 11, 2016

Clauson/The Claw

A man who once lived in a cave long ago with the first name of Jake started this form of man. He has an allure to all types of females be it wasps or chickens any female is sure to fall victim to his illustrious at sometimes gravitational pull of sexual tension. He is a master of the female anatomy and any female to feel his moist long hands will sure be in for the "ride" of there lives. His only flaw is that he is weak and will succumb to almost any form of violence. A clauson will drop to his knees when approached by any male stronger then he thinks he is and most likely perform any type of oral fixations to pleasure and hopefully gain the males trust so that afterwards he may strike with a key blade. Clauson also known as The Claw will sometimes hide in dark moist places waiting to win over any female. Clauson is a sex machine who is a force to be reckoned with.

The Gallent clauson or "Claw" strikes his prey with his moist hands of seduction.
Clauson/The Claw: Moist or very wet

by True Life Facts 107 January 28, 2018

Clanton Sneak

When you extend non consensual oral to a female when she ain't paying attention

We was getting ready to leave and when she was straightening her hair I straight hit her with the Clanton Sneak!

by Aswaja2020 December 1, 2020

clankson

clankson is guy. he is a very smart guy and an amazing person. many people see clankson as an role model. he inspires many other people in a very good way. but clankson has gone to the hospital too many time and already know the staff there very well. his favourite teacher is ms k. he likes to play roblox with his friend almost everyday.

boy 1: do u know a handsome guy
boy 2: ohh is it CLANKSON

by clankson’s no.1 fan October 14, 2021

Clason

A total badass who takes no shit. Someone who has to go through life suffering from humanitiy's lack of intellegence, because theyre so much smarter than the average person. A genius, if you will.

Person 1: "man, look how cool Clason is with those killer shades."
Person 2: "Yeah and I heard he is at the top of his class too."
Person 1: "That's sick, I wish I could be like Clason."

by JosephJoestarrr November 24, 2021

clangon

the best word in existence, clangon is a filler word because it does not mean anything.

Oh look James is being a clangon

by epicbrakon May 16, 2019