clang

When someone tries to be funny, but they fail, clang is said.

Failure: Your mum's so fat that she takes up two facebook profiles

Person: CLANG!

by humbugtheman October 12, 2009

clang clang

Very large and expensive bling bling

look at that clang clang around her neck i am surprised she can even walk

by Jacuvhrts December 30, 2003

clanging

clanging is when you clang something multiple times

he couldn't stop clanging the gongs

by aphmautimeboiiiiiiii January 15, 2019

clang

1. A slang term used for robot sex or porn, coming from the sound of machines banging.
2. A compiler front end for the LLVM compiler. It was developed by Apple and later became integrated with the LLVM compiler, leading to LLVM being called LLVM/Clang as well.

1. Two robots made clang noises as they had sex with each other.
2. I use LLVM/Clang on my Linux box, GCC is too bloated.

by Mjfan13298 September 8, 2018

clang clang

(n) excessively large and exaggerated bling bling.

The clang clang around that chicks neck must have cost her a lot of pussy.

by Jacuvhrts August 4, 2005

Clange

A really sweaty, gross vagina.

Slimy, smelly, sweaty. Really unpleasant.

Often applies to those who you expect to have nice vaginas, but it turns out it's just not a pretty site.

Can also be used as an adjective in the form of clangiest.

How was she?
She had a clange, man!
Oh dude, clanges are the worst!

Or

She had the clangiest vagina of all!

by WhatWhatWhat April 27, 2014

clang

the wealthiest homeless person on the street.

Damn, that clang got a sweet refrigerator box to live in!

by tim-tim April 23, 2004